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Ways for guys to be happy:

1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh.

2. Be with a girl who gives u her time

3. Be with a girl who takes care of you.

4. Be with a girl who really loves you.

Finally, make sure these four girls don't know each other.

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Women is the best vehicle in the world.

Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!

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8 qualities of a Perfect Husband

Brave,

Intelligent,

Gentle
Polite,

Energetic,

Nutty,

Industrious,

Sensitive

And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!