DUH!

Mapenzi ya mtandao...

Quote of the day...

Nyama ya mbwa buchani...

Hapa Bongo Land tunatania wahehe kwamba wanakula mbwa, huko kwa wenzetu si utani wala masihara... wana-bucha ya nyama ya mbwa kabisa, tena wengine wanaamini ukila huzeeki! for more details BOFYA HAPA

@ Rudy's Farm on Sunday 15th July 2012...

... need me say more?

Friday 13th July 2012...

Once again its Friday the 13th...

today's joke...

MAN IN A KOMBI WANTED TO IMPRESS FELLOW PASSENGERS WITH HIS PROPOSAL ANTICS, SO HE CHOSE THIS QUIET BEAUTIFUL LADY TWO SEATS BEHIND HIM FOR A TARGET.

Guy: Hi there gorgeous, I bet we have met before. Don't deny it, you have seen this handsome figure before, right? I just can't figure out where.

Lady: You are right. I am a Receptionist at a Sexually Transmitted Infections Clinic. How are you feeling these days?

Mwanamke wa kiafrika orijino...

Mrembo wetu wa wiki...

A very nice pose...

...comments!

 Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,

it's only when you leave her a virgin.

Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service,

sometimes u get bad service, sometimes no service and

Many times u have to be happy with self service!!!( HEALTHY & SAFE)

Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?

To see if you really mean it!

Why is sex similar to shaving?

Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow

You have to do it again with same perfection.

What's the difference between a bomb & a condom?

In a bomb blast, population decreases

BUT in a condom blast, population increases