Todays JOKE... "JUST FOR LAUGHS"

May all the Luos in the house stand up, including my good friend Obama ! 
Guest:  Excuse me sir; may I have your contact no.
Luo:     Which one; Landline, Tigo, Zain, Telkom wireless, TTCL mobile,

            Benson Online, Voda or Zantel?

Guest:   Tigo Sir

Luo:     Office or Home?
 
Guest:    Home

Luo:     The one in Black Berry,  Samsung,   Siemens, Motorola, Nokia or Sony Erickson?

Guest:   Any will do for me sir

Luo:    You are ok with Nokia!

Guest:  Yes Sir.

Luo: Nokia Twin Sim or Single Sim?

Guest: Any will do for me sir

Luo: You are ok with Twin Sim! 

Guest: Yes Sir.

A Luo: Post paid or Pre-Paid?

Guest:   Sir you better just give me your email... ehh

Luo:     No problem my dear; now which one do you prefer; yahoo.com, gmail, .co.tz, or .co.uk?

Guest: Sir lets stop it there, I'll always come to see you whenever I need your attention.

Luo:  You are at Liberty my dear to choose how you contact me; but will you be coming to my office, residence or in the restaurant?

Guest: Eih Yawa Bye
 
Na bado, Go down

How Luos call them....
Gardener                 -  Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid             -  Domestic Operations Specialist
Typist                      -  Printed Document Handler
Messenger                -  Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner       -  Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher  -  Associate Tutor
Tea Boy                   -  Refreshments Overseer
Garbage Collector     -  Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman                - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
Thief                        - Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver                       - Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Receptionist              - Office Access Control Specialist
Cook                         - Food Preparation Officer
Bartender                  -  Certified Liquor Specialist
Housewife                 -  Permanent  Secretary- Home  Affairs

Ai yawa! This is living!!!