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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Washington DC's African American population is in decline.

As demographic data from the 2010 census starts to come in, it will show a startling trend - cities that have long been the African American capitals of the US are undergoing drastic change. On the south side of Chicago, in New York's Harlem, across New Orleans and in Washington DC, the black population is in rapid decline.
The numbers are particularly startling in Washington, DC - a city that was once so thoroughly black it gained the name "Chocolate City". In 1970, blacks made up over 70 per cent of the district's population. Things have changed. In this decade, over 27,000 blacks left the city, and around 40,000 whites moved in. Today, African Americans represent less than 54 per cent of the population and demographers predict they will be a minority in the next five to 10 years.
The most common explanation for the displacement is gentrification, and the rising cost of living that comes with the new, generally white, population.
"There's evidence everywhere you go in DC that DC is becoming richer and whiter," says Sabiyha Prince, an anthropology professor at American University.
Even as a black family occupies the most important residence in DC for the first time in history, "Chocolate City" is having an identity crisis.

Al Jazeera goes to the neighbourhoods of the nation's capital where long time black Washingtonians question their future in a city with centuries of rich African American past.
Source: Al jazeera

Friday, September 24, 2010

Nauliza wadau...

Hilo hapo juu ni jani la nini? Nasikia ni dawa inatibu magonjwa mengi likiwepo sikio???? Na huu msosi unaofuatia nasikia unaongeza heshima nyumbani kwa akina baba na mama????  ni madai ya raisi mmoja mwanamke kule amerika ya kusini. Mnaojua tafadhalini mtujuze...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Todays JOKE... "JUST FOR LAUGHS"


May all the Luos in the house stand up, including my good friend Obama ! 
Guest:
 Excuse me sir; may I have your contact no.

Luo:     Which one; Landline, Tigo, Zain, Telkom wireless, TTCL mobile,
            Benson Online, Voda or Zantel?

Guest:
  Tigo Sir

Luo
:     Office or Home?
 
Guest
:    Home

Luo
:     The one in Black Berry,  Samsung,   Siemens, Motorola, Nokia or Sony Erickson
?

Guest
:   Any will do for me sir

Luo
:    You are ok with Nokia!

Guest
:  Yes Sir.

Luo
: Nokia Twin Sim or Single Sim?

Guest
: Any will do for me sir

Luo
: You are ok with Twin Sim!
 
Guest: Yes Sir.

A Luo: Post paid or Pre-Paid?

Guest:   Sir you better just give me your email... ehh

Luo:     No problem my dear; now which one do you prefer;
yahoo.com, gmail, .co.tz, or .co.uk?

Guest
: Sir lets stop it there, I'll always come to see you whenever I need your attention.

Luo
:  You are at Liberty my dear to choose how you contact me; but will you be coming to my office, residence or in the restaurant?

Guest: Eih Yawa Bye
 
Na bado, Go down

How Luos call them....

Gardener                 -  
Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid             -  
Domestic Operations Specialist
Typist                      -  Printed Document Handler
Messenger                -  Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner       -  
Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher  -  
Associate Tutor
Tea Boy                   -  
Refreshments Overseer
Garbage Collector     -  
Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman                -
Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
Thief                        
- Wealth Distribution Officer
Driver                       -
Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Receptionist              -
Office Access Control Specialist
Cook                         -
Food Preparation Officer
Bartender                  -  Certified Liquor Specialist
Housewife                 -  
Permanent  Secretary- Home  Affairs

Ai yawa!
This is living!!!   

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Wachaga nao...

Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya vijana wa kichaga kimefunguliwa hapa Kiborloni, Moshi. Kinatoa kozi zifuatazo: 
1.      Ulevi  Mwezi mmoja;
2.      Ujambazi miezi sita;
3.      Kuchoma mtu kisu wiki moja;
4.      Kuchoma nyama kwenye baa miezi miwili;
5.      Kungarisha viatu wiki tatu (maalum kwa vijana wa Rombo);
6.      Kuuza duka miezi mitatu;
7.      Kurekebisha mipaka ya kiwanja cha jirani miezi minne;
8.      Kupata mume msomi na mwenye wadhifa mkubwa miaka miwili;
9.      Kufuga ng’ombe mwaka mmoja;
10.  Kuendesha pick-up miezi minne;
11.  Kugombea udiwani miaka miwili;
12.  Kuendesha pikipiki za bodaboda na bajaji wiki sita;
13.  Kuchakachua mafuta mwaka mmoja;
14.  Kupata kazi TRA miezi mitatu;
15.  Kukwepa kodi wiki nane; na
16.  Kukatisha tiketi kwenye magari ya Moshi, Dar na Arusha ni bure;
Watakaojiandikisha mapema watafundishwa bila malipo, jinsi ya kuishi eneo la Kimara, Dar es salaam .

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Inatokea bongo pekee....

Young Chinga boy was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in  Mbezi Beach, Dar es salaam, Tanzania. 
 
While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, 'Out of stock'  At this, the lady immediately turned to leave the shop in disgruntlement.  



It was then that the shopkeeper, who had been looking on, called Chinga aside and told him, 'When a customer asks for a product that is out of stock, you apologize for its unavailability, and then offer other types of the same product.  For instance in this case it was peach jam; offer other types of jam like plum jam, guava jam and so on'

Next, came in another lady who asked for toilet paper and Chinga politely replied, 'I am sorry ma'am, we do not have any toilet paper right now but you could try carbon paper, manila paper or sand paper which are in stock!' 

 

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Dawa ya wasitaka kupokea simu...

Useful Sermon

By Moses Msuya, DSM.
 
A man once spent days looking for his new hat.
Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday
and sit at the back. During the service he would
sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The
sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat
through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he
waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the
minister.

"Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the
one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10
Commandments
, I changed my mind."

The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I
started to preach 'Thou shall not steal,' that changed
your heart?"

The man responded, "No, it was the one on adultery.
When you started to preach on that, I remembered
where I left my hat."

Friday, September 3, 2010

Mbwa kala mbwa... Furaaaahii day!

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I
charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and
the fare back to town is $25..."