Sales lady: Sorry sir u can't smoke here. Man: But I bought the cigarette in this shop. Sales lady: We also sell condoms but we don't f**k each other here!
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Man kneeling by bed ………………
Wife asks: What are you praying for? Husband: Guidance. Wife: Foolish Man!! …… Pray for stiffness, I'll guide the thing myself!
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