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Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Being Polite in Business...

Sales lady:        Sorry sir u can't smoke here. Man:                        But I bought the cigarette in this shop. Sales lady:        We also sell condoms but we don't f**k each other here!
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Man kneeling by bed ………………
Wife asks: What are you praying for? Husband:    Guidance. Wife:      Foolish Man!! …… Pray for stiffness, I'll guide the thing myself!

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