Talk of stress! Happy Easteer Holidays...

Level of stress: you give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father, you say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful.

To prove...... then you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests the doctor says that you are infertile. You are extremely stressed but relieved. 

On your way back home, you start remembering that u have 3 kids at home. 

NOW THAT'S STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twiga Stars on training...

Kabwela katuniz...

Bongo Tambarare...

Wale wataalamu wa kuiga bongo mpo? IGENI NA HII... ndio tutajua kweli wakali wa kuiga mpo...

Incredible Japan - 10 Lessons To Learn From A Grieving But Great Nation!

1. THE CALM!

Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.

2. THE DIGNITY!

Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.

3. THE ABILITY!

The incredible architects, for instance. Many Buildings swayed but didn't fall.

4. THE GRACE!

People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.

5. THE ORDER!

No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.

6. THE SACRIFICE!

Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?

7. THE TENDERNESS!

Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.

8. THE TRAINING!

The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.

9. THE MEDIA!

They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters.  Only calm reportage.

10. THE CONSCIENCE!

When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly.

Ingekuwa BONGO, vipi hapo... kama nakuona!

Jamani, sio kila kitu ni cha kuiga!

Some cultures are not meant for some of us who are truly traditionalists, so don’t copy some of these western things which might not be applicable to some cultures in Africa , so stick to the games you know, angalia chini jamaa anavyoaibika!

 Mambo mengine kama kuvaa suruali kwa dada zetu, kuacha vitovu wazi, nk. vyote hivi sii utamaduni wetu! Madhara yake akina dada wanajiaibisha na kujirahisisha bila sababu. kisa, eti kwenda na wakati... Aibu tupu...