1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."
3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he
wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, put "getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"
The man said well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom. When the cake was unveiled at the party
all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.
It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"
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