ANGALIZO KWA WAPENDANAO!

A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes.

Findings later showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they called each other like; Honey pie, Sweetie, Sugar, Sweet heart, Sugar Banana, Sweet potato, Hot chocolate, Candy bar, Black forest, etc.

Please prevent diabetes by starting early, by calling your spouse names like; Baby bitters, Ginger, Chloroquine, Piriton, Pepper fruit, embe dodo, kitunguu saumu, kuku wa kienyeji, dogo dogo, etc.

Have a healthy & sugar-free romantic life

Loliondo kwa Babu...

BREAKING NEWS...

by senior international correspondent, bongotambarare, Lagos.

Chinese couple in Lagos gave birth to a black baby and Dear husband asked Dear wife... Chu, why baby black? She replied... We live in Nigeria, no electricity... Me hot, u hot, sex hot... Baby burnt!

Picha ya mrembo wa leo...

Italian History

Poor Larry...

Silly Larry........... 

Larry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe, akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimama kitandani.

"Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani kwangu?"
"mimi ni mtakatifu Petro na hapa si kitandani kwako bali ni mbinguni"
"Ina maana nimekufa? Mbona mimi bado kijana? Naomba unirudishe duniani."

"Inawezekana, lakini siwezi kukurudisha kama mtu, labda nikurudishe kama mbwa au kuku"

Larry akakumbuka mbwa anavyopata taabu ya kulinda, "Bora nirudi kama kuku"

Mara akajikuta yuko kwenye banda, akiwa kuku jike na matakoni kunawaka

moto. Akamwona jogoo pembeni, akamwambia shida yake.

" Kaka ninasikia moto matakoni, inakuwaje?"
"Kwani hujawahi kutaga weye?" Jogoo akamjibu kwa maringo.
"Sijawahi"
"Chuchumaa, kamua kwa nguvu yai litoke."
Basi akakamua, yai la kwanza likatoka, akakamua tena yai la pili hilo !
Akiwa anataka kukamua yai la tatu akasikia sauti ya mke wake.

"Larry, pumbavu wewe, unakunya kitandani!"

Kwa wanaume wabishi...

wapo watu, sijui ni kwa nini hasa. Lakini wakimaliza haja zao hawaoshi mikono! Wengi ni akina baba... sasa haya masinki ni kiboko yao. Hapo lazima wataosha mikono tuu... au?

Jirani akichoshwa...

Bwana Harusi akipelekwa kwenye SOLO!

cartoons of the day... furahii day!

she is searching 4 a seriuos boyfriend.

Mwandishi wetu, ZNZ.

Binti mmoja mrembo wa kiasi anatafuta mpenzi, ni msichana wa miaka 22 anatafuta mpenzi wa kuishi nae, yuko zanzinbar na angependa ampate alie kua serius. Plz guys, she hates pretenders, she want kind hearted man sense of humor age btwn 25-40. her contacts are no..+255656279694.

 

ALL THE BEST M-DADA, UBARIKIWE KWA UJASIRI HUU. NA NAAMINI UTAFANIKIWA, UKIFANIKIWA UTUJULISHE. KICHWANGUMU.

Bongo Tambarare...

have a nice laugh...

1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here." The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."
3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he
wanted put on the cake. He thought for a moment and said, put "getting older but you are getting better". The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"

The man said  well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom. When the cake was unveiled at the party
all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.
It read: "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"