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Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey Boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I n...
Friday, January 28, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
DEMAND CASH B4 SEX...
Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesn't PAY!
The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the unfaithful husband for going out with prostitutes.The husband advises the wife that they leave the pub and go home to sort out the problem.
They book a cab but on the way the wife continues shouting and the Taxi driver stops and tells the man, "You, every time you book my taxi you always argue with your prostitutes,get out of my car"THE WIFE GOT MAD.THE HUSBAND COLLAPSED.
Now you know why husbands don't go with their wives to bars or Night clubs... kichwangumu
Monday, January 24, 2011
Ubechezzz...
Nakumbukia enzi zangu na wadauz pale Ilala, akina Emma Kuyamba, Deo Kipaka, Marehemu Jumbe, Juma Sanga, n.k (Mwenyezi Mungu azipumzishe roho zao mahali pema peponii, amina) ilikuwa sinia likutua tuu, nyama zote mkono wa kushoto, then shughuli inaendelea. Suala la usafi sijui nini, hiyo baadae... tumewapoteza wengi sana Pius Paul (R.I.P) na wengineo... DUH!
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Habari nyepesi nyepesi...
Jamaa alichukua simu ya GF wake, akaipigia ili aone ameseviwa kwa jina gani, alichokiona hakuamini. Alikuta jina la "MBWA KOKO JEUSI TIIII!" Yaliyofuatia si vizuri kusimulia!
Monday, January 10, 2011
What a stu*** joke...
A married woman was having a really nice time with one of her boyfriends when there was a sudden knock on the door.
Thinking that it was her husband, she instructed the man to jump into the ceiling only to find it was another boyfriend.
When the 2nd boyfriend was about to make love to her, the real hubby came. Boyfriend 2 had no other option except to jump into the ceiling also. "How are we getting out of here?" asked # 2 to #1 "I do not know about you, for me I am going as soon as the hubby starts making love to the wife.
When the time came, # 1 jumped naked from the ceiling , landed on the bed and said,
"I am Jesus, God shall bless you with a baby girl!
He quickly vanished. # 2 quickly followed and panting said
I am Satan have you seen Jesus?"
"He went that way." the hubby replied
Thinking that it was her husband, she instructed the man to jump into the ceiling only to find it was another boyfriend.
When the 2nd boyfriend was about to make love to her, the real hubby came. Boyfriend 2 had no other option except to jump into the ceiling also. "How are we getting out of here?" asked # 2 to #1 "I do not know about you, for me I am going as soon as the hubby starts making love to the wife.
When the time came, # 1 jumped naked from the ceiling , landed on the bed and said,
"I am Jesus, God shall bless you with a baby girl!
He quickly vanished. # 2 quickly followed and panting said
I am Satan have you seen Jesus?"
"He went that way." the hubby replied
Monday, January 3, 2011
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