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Woman married with a dog - Emily Mabou, Ghanaian woman

Emily Mabou, 29-year-old woman from Ghana has married to her 18-month-old Dog . I think anyone have always longed for an ideal figure to serve as a life partner, But what if the ideal figure was actually found on creatures from another species? like a Dog? , and what's the reason she did it?

Emily Mabou said, "I've dated so many men but they're all the same, just want sex and like to lie. My dog is different, he's good, faithful to me and he always treated me with respect"

Finally the wedding be held with local traditional priest and led villagers who flocked to attend because of curiosity.

But this wedding party was attended by close family and relatives of Emily because they think it is "crazy step to combat loneliness."

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Family conversations this morning...

MKE: Kuna nini kwa jirani?

MME: Kuna birthday

MKE: Ya nani tena?

MME: Itakuwa Tuyu...

MKE: Huyo Tuyu ndio nani?

MME: Mimi sijui ndio nani, ila nimesikia wanaimba "Hepi bathidei Tuyu!"

PRINCE HARRY NAKED PHOTOS During Vegas Rager

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 Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend ... getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite. 

It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.

We're told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks ... and invited them up to his VIP suite. 

Once in the room, things got WILD ... with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity. 

Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him. 

In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well. 

No word on who the women are ... or if they got Harry's phone number.

A rep for the Royal Family tells us, "We have no comment to make on the photos at this time."

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Tujikumbushe historia...

Dr. Banda also claimed substantial parts of Tanzania, including - Rungwe district - and the rest of Mbeya Region in southwestern Tanzania, as Malawian territory. He also claimed the entire Eastern Province of Zambia, provoking a curt response from Zambia’s president, Dr. Kenneth Kaunda, who challenged Banda to 'Go ahead and declare war on Zambia.^'

And President Nyerere dismissed Banda’s claim to large chunks of Tanzanian territory as 'expansionist outbursts, which do not scare us, and do not deserve my reply.' The outlandish claim also drew a sharp response from Nyerere who said Dr. Banda was 'insane.' But, he warned, 'Dr. Banda must not be ignored; the powers behind him are not insane.^'"

Akizungumza ktk chuo kikuu cha Dar es Salaam, November 1997, Mwalimu Nyerere alisema 

"In 1961 we became independent. In 1962, early 1962, I resigned as prime minister and then a few weeks later I received Dr. Banda.Mungu amuweke mahali pema (May God rest his soul in peace). I received Dr. Banda. We had just, FRELIMO had just been established here and we were now in the process of starting the armed struggle. 

So Banda comes to me with a big old book, with lots and lots of maps in it, and tells me, 'Mwalimu, what is this, what is Mozambique? There is no such thing as Mozambique.' I said, 'What do you mean there is no such thing as Mozambique?' So he showed me this map, and he said: 'That part is part of Nyasaland (it was still Nyasaland, not Malawi, at that time). That part is part of Southern Rhodesia, that part is Swaziland, and this part, which is the northern part, Makonde part, that is YOUR part.' 

So Banda disposed of Mozambique just like that. I ridiculed the idea, and Banda never liked anybody to ridicule his ideas. So he left and went to Lisbon to talk to Salazar about this wonderful idea. I don’t know what Salzar told him. That was in 62’

Only in Malawi...

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