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Miss Tanzania wa kwanza Mwaka 1967

Miss Tanzania wa kwanza akipita ukumbini kweye bwalo la kuogelea ndani ya Kilimanjaro Hotel Mwaka 1967. Anaitwa Theresia Shayo. Urembo bongo haukuanza karibuni (1990's) ulianza enzi hizooo... 1960's...

Ukistaajabu ya Mussa...

Dear  Dolly

I have a serious problem now. I hope you will assist. The day before yesterday for once in life I tried something naughty. I went to see my girlfriend. Whilst asleep naked, we heard a vehicle outside meaning it was her husband and we thought he was in SA. We were really surprised that he was back so early. I dressed quickly and jumped through the window and ran towards home. I got home safely and quickly got into bed beside my wife who didn't ask cause she knew that Friday was a day for daddy. When she woke up the next morning she was so shocked to find me putting on lady's panty!!!!
And my boxers were nowhere in sight. I told her that I will explain latter?
What should I tell her I wish it was a new panty I would have said I had bought it for her and I was just testing it but was an old one with 2 holes in the middle. And it was pink with laces and flowers in front. The worse thing is that my wife does not like lacy and floral panties. I beg you auntie what should I do? on the other side my girlfriend is breathing fire she wants her panty because the husband wants to see it. Please give me ideas there is war at home!!!!!!

 Dolly Replies
Tell your wife that you have been possessed by a spirit which makes you Wear women's underwear and that this has been going on for a long while hence the old panty with two holes. Return the panty to your small house and tell her to tell her husband that the rats had taken it and she found it under the bed while spring cleaning. She should also angrily tell her husband to do something about the rats as too many of her belonging have fallen victim to the rats. This should solve your problem.

Kisa na Mkasa, Bongo Darisalama...

WALIMU wa MAZOEZI: KERO KATIKA MAHUSIANO!

Hapa jiran kuna Gym centre ambayo imekua ikihudhuriwa na wateja mara kwa mara nyakati za jioni (baada ya muda wa kazi kwa siku za kuanzia j3-ijumaa) na zaid siku za wikiend, kimsingi gym hii ipo ktk mazingira mazuri then huduma yake si haba, wafanyakazi wake ni wakarimu pia imesheheni walimu wazuri wenye kujua nin walifanyalo pindi wawahudumiapo wateja wao.

Kumekuwapo na tetesi kuwa mmoja wa walimu hao amekuwa akijihusisha/mahusiano ya kimapenzi na wateja wa kike mara kwa mara na tofauti muda tu wanapojiunga na kituo hicho, kwa kuwa wengi ya wateja wajao hapa wametokea/wapo safi kiuchumi hii imemfanya mwalimu huyu kuchukulia mahusiano haya km kitega uchumi, amekuwa akitembea na wake wa watu na kutumia vitu vyao km vile magari pasipo aibu wala uwoga wowote!

Kama waswahili wasemavyo siku ya mwizi ni arobaini, kumbuka hakuna siri ktk mapenzi, waswahili wamemfikishia bwana juu ya matendo ya mkewe na huyo mwalimu wa mazoezi, wamempa ratiba na mchakato mzima ile mwanzo mwisho, mke kama kawaida kaaga anaenda zoezi, mume pasipo onyesha mshituko wala wasiwasi kamkubalia, kaenda gym. Mke katangulia, baada ya muda bwana kamfuata kwa nyuma, kafika gym hamwoni pale pa siku zote, kwa kuwa si mgeni kaingia vyumba vya ndani vya kuchangea nguo napo kamkosa, kaamua kwenda bafuni, kahamaki kumkuta mke na mwalimu wa mazoezi wakifanya mambo, bwana kumbuka kajiandaa vya kutosha, kakasirika kawatoa nje km walivyo zaliwa, kawapakia kwenye gari kawapeleka kituoni. 

 

Huku nyuma kaacha gumzo. KILICHONIFANYA HASWA NILETE thread hii humu tofauti na kutoa habari ni pamoja na kutaka kuwaonyesha ni kwa kiasi gani hawa walimu wa mazoezi walivyokua mwiba katika mahusiano ya mapendanao, sijui ni kwa nini haswa bt hawa watu ni hatari, nadhani kuna kilasababu ya kuwakemea na kuchunga wapenzi zetu.K WA WALE mnaofahamu na mlio na ukaribu na hawa watu JE MWAWEZA KUTUGUSIA MBINU WATUMIAZO WATU HAWA KUDAKA WAKE/WACHUMBA/WAPENZI AU DADA ZA WATU? Nijuavyo mimi ni kuwa hawa WALIMU WA MAZOEZI NI JANGA LA KUEPUKA KATIKA MAHUSIANO, NI HATARI SANA, TUWATAFUTIE DAWA!

 

Habari kwa hisani ya JAMIIFORUM.

Why do kids need a pet, find a detailed pictorial explanations below...

Wazazi na watoto wa siku hizi... Jamani tubadilike ili kujenga jamii bora na yenye maadili!

 Wamama wa watu wameutundika kisawa sawa...mwenzao yupo chini hapo, kafleti!

 Angalia mabinti hawa... umri wao na kitendo cha huyu mwenzao hata haviendani! Ni jamii gani tunajenga?

 huyu dogo nae... sijui anamwiga nani kati ya wazazi wake? baadae atakuwa nani huyu?

 huyu baba nae... wa hovyooo! sijui ni savana hiyo juu? anategemea binti aige nini?

 huyu sasa anamfundisha nini mwanae... maana vitu vingine hata maelezo hayapatikani. ili mradi tafrani!

 hawa madogo juu na chini wanafanya nini? wazazi wao wako wapi? maana kwa umri huu, mtoto lazima awe chini ya uangalilzi makini wakati wote! nini hii...

huyu nae wakati anafanya hivi wzazi wake au mwangalizi wake alikuwa wapi? jamani tuwe "responsible and accountable" kwa malezi ya watoto wetu! tuwalinde, tuwafundishe na kuwaelimisha wakati wote! Hii itaepusha mambo ya ajabu ajabu kwenye jamii na itasaidia kujenga jamii bora. NAWAKILISHA...

In Loving memory... 17 years!

Alfred S. S. Mosha (Kipoo)

3^rd March 1944 – 2^nd September 1994

Time flies, days go by… it’s like you were here only yesterday. But the yesterdays have piled up, its now seventeen years (17) since you left us to be with The Lord in his beautiful garden.

Though you are gone, through prayers we have great hope. Your legacy will always remain with us in the memories we hold. And in the hope we trust, With God’s Grace we continue to overcome the Myriad of events and emotions.

You were the teacher, the mentor, the role model… may the Peace of God that passes all understanding be with you and with us. The youngest child you left was in standard three but today he has graduated and working as a banker.

Dearly missed by your wife Julie, Children Inno, David (Bob), Albert (Solo), Anna (Roselyn), Doreen and all others in the family and friends.

A memorial service will be held at Ubungo riverside, Boko, and Marangu-Masia on 4^th September 2011. All friends, relatives and the general public are welcomed to attend.

Psalms 23: The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quite waters, he refreshes my soul. He guides me along the right path for his name’s sake… Amen.

Baadhi ya vitambulisho vya Hayati Alfred S. S. Mosha

 Kitambulisho hichi cha juu ni cha "Deputy Chief Commissioner" wa Tanzania Boy Scout. Wakati huo Chief Commissioner alikuwa Marehemu Mzee Ngonyani. Maskauti wa enzi hizo tunawakumbuka sana hawa. Cha chini ni cha Umoja wa Wazazi wa CCM. Hayati Alfred S. S. Mosha alikuwa "comrade" machachari wa CCM

R. I. P. Alfred S. S. Mosha